Did you know...

...that hillbillies and hicks drink so much beer at NASCAR events that after the nearby convenience stores are sold out of beer and the delivery trucks come to restock, they sell it directly from the truck due to such a high demand. Saw it myself one time at Texas Motor Speedway. 

This brings me to a subsequent topic related to NASCAR. It's no wonder its the most popular sport in America. Yes, all of the following comes from south of the Mason-Dixon Line, but there are enough of them to support the sport (?) to put it at the top of the rankings. It's not about watching the cars go around at 160 MPH at all. The event actually starts upto 2 weeks prior to the actual race. Camping out and getting hammered for 14 days is the main part of the whole bout. In fact, quite a number of people don't even get to witness the actual race because they got locked up for doing something really stupid while being really drunk in the 2 weeks leading upto it. Next time you hit up the dirty south stop by with a camera...it's worth it!

We knew. Now you do, too.